The Kingdom of The United Chase States is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Chasieus IV with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.477 billion Chaseians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crown City of Onassis. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chaseian economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion Hillaries a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,122 Hillaries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime is totally unknown. The United Chase States's national animal is the Royal Chaseian Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Chase States is ranked 102,213^th in the world and 4,414^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 47.33 on the Rand Index.