The Kingdom of The United Chase States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Chasieus IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.436 billion Chaseians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onassis. The average income tax rate is 28.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chaseian economy, worth 662 trillion Julians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,377 Julians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of The United Chase States is considered superior to that of other nations, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Onassis with effluent, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime is totally unknown. The United Chase States's national animal is the Royal Chaseian Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Chase States is ranked 22,293^rd in the world and 1,130^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 44.44 Atheism Rate.