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Largest Retail Industry: 125thRudest Citizens: 173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 249th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Fighting the good fight
Eli patton the third
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The united american-isreali empire

Population10.042 billion

CapitalNew Havana and Los santos and new Vegas
LeaderEli patton the third

CurrencyGold coin

The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.042 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,124 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 510,328 Gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,207,390 per year while the poor average 75,039, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Supervisors in The united american-isreali empire commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 10,552nd in the world and 4th in The Pangaean Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,724.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Retail Industry: 125thRudest Citizens: 173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 249thMost Armed: 331stFattest Citizens: 359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 369thHighest Average Incomes: 395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 484thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 494thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 511thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 541stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 587thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 633rdHighest Crime Rates: 824thMost Efficient Economies: 835thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 979thLargest Black Market: 993rdMost Devout: 1,122ndMost Patriotic: 1,276thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,303rdMost Avoided: 1,367thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,397thLargest Mining Sector: 1,488thMost Cultured: 1,517thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,840thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,905thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,085thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,188thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,528thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,651stLargest Governments: 2,757thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,752ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,998thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,485thSmartest Citizens: 6,831stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,903rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,490thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,552ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,519thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,016th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the region

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