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Largest Retail Industry: 220thRudest Citizens: 314thMost Armed: 436th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Fighting the good fight
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The united american-isreali empire

Population5.448 billion

CapitalNew Havana and Los santos and new Vegas
LeaderEli patton the third

CurrencyGold coin

The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.448 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,209 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 405,533 Gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through The united american-isreali empire, and Eli patton the third's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 245,858th in the world and 97th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.32 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Largest Retail Industry: 220thRudest Citizens: 314thMost Armed: 436thLargest Gambling Industry: 512thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 535thFattest Citizens: 621stHighest Poor Incomes: 671stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 737thHighest Average Incomes: 796thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 922ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,119thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,438thMost Efficient Economies: 1,566thLargest Mining Sector: 1,682ndLargest Black Market: 1,778thMost Avoided: 1,790thMost Devout: 1,862ndMost Patriotic: 1,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,442ndTop
Most Cultured: 2,514thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,125thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,739thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,032ndLargest Governments: 5,077thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,744thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,585thHighest Economic Output: 7,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,321stMost Influential: 8,590thSmartest Citizens: 9,338thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,766thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,437thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,137thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,089thHighest Drug Use: 21,321st
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the region

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