The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.042 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,124 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 510,328 Gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,207,390 per year while the poor average 75,039, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Supervisors in The united american-isreali empire commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 10,552^nd in the world and 4^th in The Pangaean Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,724.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.