by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 1,206th Most Armed: 1,542nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,672nd
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Fighting the good fight
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The united american-isreali empire

Population1.106 billion

CapitalNew Havana and Los santos and new Vegas
LeaderEli patton the third

CurrencyGold coin

The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.106 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth 227 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,251 Gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,528 per year while the poor average 34,151, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 8,653rd in the world and 34th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,153.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,206thMost Armed: 1,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,672ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,783rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,817thFattest Citizens: 1,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,936thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,182ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,440thLargest Mining Sector: 3,743rdMost Avoided: 4,001stMost Devout: 4,597thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,664thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,258thHighest Average Incomes: 5,309thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,749thMost Cultured: 6,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,076thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,653rdLargest Black Market: 9,161stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,295thMost Efficient Economies: 11,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,849thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,316thMost Influential: 14,220thLargest Governments: 14,230thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,542nd
Most Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the region

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