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Rudest Citizens: 203rdLargest Retail Industry: 221stMost Armed: 523rd
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Fighting the good fight
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The united american-isreali empire

Population3.3 billion

CapitalNew Havana and Los santos and new Vegas
LeaderEli patton the third

CurrencyGold coin

The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.3 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 381,870 Gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,325,975 per year while the poor average 80,215, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 220,988th in the world and 86th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.33 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Rudest Citizens: 203rdLargest Retail Industry: 221stMost Armed: 523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 539thFattest Citizens: 608thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 740thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 766thLargest Gambling Industry: 773rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 790thHighest Average Incomes: 896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,200thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,420thMost Avoided: 1,490thMost Efficient Economies: 1,542ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,632ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,720thLargest Mining Sector: 1,736thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,749thMost Devout: 1,948thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,607thMost Cultured: 2,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,615thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,622ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,951stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,862ndLargest Governments: 5,085thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,325thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,877thSmartest Citizens: 8,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,473rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 12,456thHighest Economic Output: 13,442ndMost Rebellious Youth: 16,242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,247thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,154thHighest Drug Use: 19,440th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the region

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