by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 556thLargest Retail Industry: 825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,165th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Fighting the good fight
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The united american-isreali empire

Population1.69 billion

CapitalNew Havana and Los santos and new Vegas
LeaderEli patton the third

CurrencyGold coin

The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.69 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth 455 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 269,371 Gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,217,632 per year while the poor average 36,630, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on united American-Isreali empireans's kindness, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 13,716th in the world and 21st in Federation of Conservative Nations for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 33.24 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Rudest Citizens: 556thLargest Retail Industry: 825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,165thMost Armed: 1,349thFattest Citizens: 1,367thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,538thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,621stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,736thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,624thLargest Mining Sector: 2,685thMost Avoided: 2,988thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,297thMost Devout: 3,379thMost Efficient Economies: 4,083rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,159thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,319thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,118thLargest Black Market: 5,199thMost Cultured: 5,590thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,998thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,073rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,105thMost Influential: 8,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,564thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,041stLargest Governments: 9,279thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,621stLargest Insurance Industry: 12,618thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,239thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,116thSmartest Citizens: 15,419thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,024thMost Pro-Market: 17,641st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the region

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