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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,083rd Fattest Citizens: 3,146th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,645th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Soviet Dominance
Mikhail Gorbachev
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Civil Rights
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The Union of Soviet Socialist Republik

Population3.505 billion

LeaderMikhail Gorbachev
FaithState Atheism

CurrencySoviet Ruble

The Republic of The Union of Soviet Socialist Republik is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mikhail Gorbachev with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.505 billion Soviets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Russian economy, worth 476 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 135,821 Soviet Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republik's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republik is ranked 39,752nd in the world and 5th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,720.06 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,083rdFattest Citizens: 3,146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,645thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,990thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,847thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,968thLargest Retail Industry: 7,595thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 7,930thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,384thMost Avoided: 10,398thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,874thHighest Drug Use: 12,788thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,027thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,459thHighest Average Incomes: 15,810th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the region

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