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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,879th Least Corrupt Governments: 9,124th Largest Welfare Programs: 9,207th
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The Union of Somalia

Population2.715 billion

LeaderGrand Sultan Mahmoud I


The Grand Sultanate of The Union of Somalia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Sultan Mahmoud I with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.715 billion Somalis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Somali economy, worth 266 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,065 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the latest political memes depict Grand Sultan Mahmoud I as an overly-choreographed robot, Grand Sultan Mahmoud I's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Union of Somalia's national animal is the Leapord, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Union of Somalia is ranked 11,622nd in the world and 2nd in Sith Sovereign Consolidated States for Most Inclusive, scoring 166.9 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,879thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,124thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,207thMost Inclusive: 11,622ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,528thNicest Citizens: 13,537thBest Weather: 16,967thHealthiest Citizens: 16,978thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,248th

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