The King-Emperor's Old Dominions of The Union of British North America is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Governor-General Dame Felicity Graves with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.52 billion North Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North American economy, worth 812 trillion North American pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,870 North American pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime is totally unknown. The Union of British North America's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Provincial Anglican Holdouts.

The Union of British North America is ranked 2,687^th in the world and 2^nd in Democritus for Smartest Citizens, with 151.8 Quips Per Hour.