The Federal Republican Goverment of The Unified Northen Nations is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.563 billion Uni-Northenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H÷fuborgarsvŠi. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The powerhouse Uni-Northenian economy, worth 479 trillion KlÝnks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 134,445 KlÝnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Northen Nations's national animal is the cod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ┴satr˙.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Unified Northen Nations's influence in Renegade Islands Alliance rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : The Unified Northen Nations relocated from Balder to Renegade Islands Alliance.
- : The Unified Northen Nations altered its national flag.
- : The Unified Northen Nations was refounded in Balder.
- : The Unified Northen Nations ceased to exist in Renegade Islands Alliance.
- : The Unified Northen Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : The Unified Northen Nations was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Concilia Capitalist Empire of Niios, infecting 40 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The Unified Northen Nations was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in The Unified Northen Nations, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in The Unified Northen Nations, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.