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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 401st Largest Welfare Programs: 930th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,184th
The Federal Republican Goverment of
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In our waters, we rule the sea
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The Unified Northen Nations

Population4.092 billion



The Federal Republican Goverment of The Unified Northen Nations is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.092 billion Uni-Northenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H÷fu­borgarsvŠ­i­. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The powerhouse Uni-Northenian economy, worth 550 trillion KlÝnks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 134,445 KlÝnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Northen Nations's national animal is the cod, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ┴satr˙.

The Unified Northen Nations is ranked 65,311th in the world and 44th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Average, scoring 40.81 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 401stLargest Welfare Programs: 930thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,184thMost Pacifist: 1,211thSafest: 1,278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,815thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,108thLargest Governments: 2,317thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,421stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,424thNicest Citizens: 2,661stMost Inclusive: 3,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,590thHealthiest Citizens: 3,806thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,382ndBest Weather: 4,458thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,265thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,472ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,124thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,655thMost Income Equality: 7,832ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,817thMost Influential: 13,999thMost Cultured: 14,060thMost Developed: 15,611thHighest Average Incomes: 16,280thNudest: 17,079thMost Secular: 17,840th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the region

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