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The Unified Northen Nations

Population4.458 billion



The Federal Republican Goverment of The Unified Northen Nations is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.458 billion Uni-Northenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H÷fu­borgarsvŠ­i­. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The powerhouse Uni-Northenian economy, worth 599 trillion KlÝnks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 134,445 KlÝnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Northen Nations's national animal is the cod, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ┴satr˙.

The Unified Northen Nations is ranked 62,227th in the world and 61st in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 395thLargest Welfare Programs: 921stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,137thMost Pacifist: 1,237thSafest: 1,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,677thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,773rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,306thLargest Governments: 2,367thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,517thNicest Citizens: 2,744thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,639thMost Inclusive: 3,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,684thHealthiest Citizens: 3,785thBest Weather: 4,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,205thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,552ndMost Income Equality: 8,596thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,251stMost Influential: 14,230thMost Cultured: 14,862ndMost Developed: 16,531stHighest Average Incomes: 16,924thNudest: 17,731stMost Secular: 18,191st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the region

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