by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 429th Largest Welfare Programs: 967th Most Pacifist: 1,167th
The Federal Republican Goverment of
Democratic Socialists
In our waters, we rule the sea
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Federal Republican Goverment of The Unified Northen Nations is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.563 billion Uni-Northenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H÷fu­borgarsvŠ­i­. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The powerhouse Uni-Northenian economy, worth 479 trillion KlÝnks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 134,445 KlÝnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Northen Nations's national animal is the cod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ┴satr˙.

The Unified Northen Nations is ranked 178,080th in the world and 158th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Armed, with 0.08 Weapons Per Person.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 429thLargest Welfare Programs: 967thMost Pacifist: 1,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,256thSafest: 1,269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,715thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,810thLowest Crime Rates: 2,040thLargest Governments: 2,238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,250thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,415thNicest Citizens: 2,504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,300thMost Inclusive: 3,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,426thHealthiest Citizens: 3,726thBest Weather: 3,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,060thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,089thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,588thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,597thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,661stMost Income Equality: 7,674thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,398thMost Influential: 13,542ndMost Cultured: 13,970thMost Developed: 14,559thHighest Average Incomes: 15,526th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Safest: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the region

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