by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 431st Largest Welfare Programs: 968th Most Pacifist: 1,128th
The Federal Republican Goverment of
Democratic Socialists
In our waters, we rule the sea
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Federal Republican Goverment of The Unified Northen Nations is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.152 billion Uni-Northenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H÷fu­borgarsvŠ­i­. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The powerhouse Uni-Northenian economy, worth 423 trillion KlÝnks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 134,445 KlÝnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Northen Nations's national animal is the cod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ┴satr˙.

The Unified Northen Nations is ranked 158,075th in the world and 174th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -13.49 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 431stLargest Welfare Programs: 968thMost Pacifist: 1,128thSafest: 1,232ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,464thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,608thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,708thLowest Crime Rates: 1,970thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,167thLargest Governments: 2,170thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,419thNicest Citizens: 2,425thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,059thMost Inclusive: 3,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,351stBest Weather: 3,594thHealthiest Citizens: 3,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,796thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,092ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,676thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,577thMost Income Equality: 7,099thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,165thMost Influential: 13,490thMost Developed: 13,743rdMost Cultured: 13,908thHighest Average Incomes: 15,155th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the region

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