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The Unified Missourtama States

Population2.197 billion

LeaderCrab King


The Overpriced Airbnb of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Crab King with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.197 billion Missourtaman are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furbel. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 226 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 103,031 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 203,309th in the world and 5,756th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -15.81 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 56thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 535thLargest Welfare Programs: 544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 846thMost Influential: 847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,231stBest Weather: 1,612thMost Pacifist: 1,863rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,856thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,028thMost Inclusive: 3,212thNicest Citizens: 3,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,795thHealthiest Citizens: 4,274thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,370thMost Secular: 5,589thMost Developed: 6,373rdLargest Governments: 6,855thLowest Crime Rates: 10,004thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,712thSmartest Citizens: 15,260thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,843rdMost Cultured: 18,618th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionMost Secular: 165th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 202nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 242nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 348th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 374th in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 434th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 254 » Bran Astor, Bhang Bhang Duc, Greynne, Shaqolandia, Fujai, Westwind, Marshalia, The Undivided, Arnic, Atheist States of Philippines, Pandaland II, Pastern, Orcatortugs, Archonina, Paschalia, Probablynotverygoodistan, The Fourth Redoubt, Albyion Kingdom, DiscGolfLand, Gastenburg, Psikuta, Rubberduckia, The North American Assembly, Common Good, The Rega, Cryland, Mercia Regnum, Wyndward, Free Radio States, Holmani, Enormous Norman, Xupqeu, Constantinopolisia, Dilber, Santos-Dominius, Bodusse, Numpties, Marina Nova, Athrid HullHund, 3kruimels, Sniki, Desmosthenes and Burke, Divina Patriae, The Technocratic Ideas, The United Republic of Westend, Western End Them Son, Ingentis Novus, Mathematania, United Adaikes, Akshireuya, and 204 others.United States of Northern America, Glorious Existence, Libterraria, Mirchusko, Thessalian, Escapitania, Vlobbania, Sindria, Triestine, Kiensu, Condonohia, Leukogeras, Moriari, Loughton, Wickedly evil people, New Belia, Bova Ptaltand, Gryphonian Alliance, Lanaroce, Ellcrys, Fumafuma, Kisovec, Quevilis, Majuria, Cro Magnon, Great Sheriffdom, Pernacyvokya, Liberillia, Resurgence City, Surroosia, Zenduria, New Cerveza, Kalla, Pi Island, Loegries, Fielure, Tropical Isles, Scationtanland, Aldesport, Pandaland III, Oronia, Ferroia, BoxcarJim, Neon Sweden, Shaktirajya, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Asuravali, Critterland, Rebal Elywuzzoia, Big Bertha, San Mazer, Champaign, Euarsia, Gree Velda, Win Mints, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Comia Noracon, Zollipsia, Matism, Aeternis Taciti, Gracelantia, Kabayan, Svanland, Kittenlicious, Torkvale, The Father-Land, The Northeastern Confederation, Nedtherland, Thyrall, Al-Amanah, Dreamers for Hope, Ignuei, Zoran, Twisted Duality, Arracrania, Eritasia, McDaveland, Dylrava, Barcocoland, East Swedesia, Avadon, Britain and Nations, Vasilism, Demetrian, Shirwan, Nevafornia, Coung Komands, Wolman, Fars Akyla, Toropikaru, The Antarctic Empires, Eskaton, Robbinston, Arvladma, Fuentana, Amanohara, Av Libertas Vindex, Recuecn, Eienn, Plankstein, New Caterse, Knight123, Baxterra, SBAHJlandia, United Auroran Republic, Durtoss, Parinan, Hiems, Troodan, Schlesien-Galizien, Estriacea, Ligars, Mediobogdum, Chitra, Ylkcua, Cumidava, Inner Paniumati, Binoulia, Anuubis, Nas Crustium, UusiUusimaa, Pepinooo, Calingfara, Saransh, Rivello, Irador, Nieubasria, Axhory, Ana Calania, Greater Lavenia, Ahssn, South duck, Desirania, Saronistan, Eleftherios venizelos, Qapaq Suyu, Willow Gate, Carvell, Volkason, Thacountry, Great neuom shud, Democratic Peoples Freedonia, Fallen Iron Duke, New Geran, San Diego Islands, Atlasan, Ibelin Secundus, Purcheah, The Eastern Pennsylvanian State, Northern Int Leine Conia, Braydenton, Sniper Slayers, The Democratic Republic of Eons, The divisive isolationists, Peartlee, Sultanat of Turkistan, Metailuria, Starblazer, Karkalov, Nakara Nation, Region of Dwipantara, SV Equinox, Gemiturkapistan, Hologaland, Nusmia, Twin Tiers Metropolis, Dankinsted, Slawin Hall, Great Republic of Joland, Emark, Terram Dei Aeternum, Impitystan, Antahbrantahstan, Giovanniland, Sirulinuck, New Velka, New Amerigo, Hamburg Neo, Professor Thomas, Navey Ode, Ondopolia, Irremhausen, Kathlenia, Galaxy Meows, Ocheon, Samueliebox, IXIMMXVIII, WilhemsHaven, Gundent, Nowns Soveria, Prizhunful, Rikanhimel, The Vergville, The Royal Urchin, Meone, Blakyria, Itrusca, Madarna, Refugeeria, Francetown, Orson Welles, Brouca, Befiehl, and Arostatzka.

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