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The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by TUMS with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.46 billion Missourtaman are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furbel. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 273 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 110,985 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trading Card Anti-Laundering Service.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Unified Missourtama States was endorsed by The Republic of Navorden.
- : The Unified Missourtama States was endorsed by The Kingdom of Nuevo Navarre.
- : Following new legislation in The Unified Missourtama States, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : The Unified Missourtama States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
- : The Unified Missourtama States was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Sile Maungistan.
- : The Unified Missourtama States was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada.
- : The Unified Missourtama States was endorsed by The Christian Kingdom of Freyford.
- : The Unified Missourtama States was endorsed by The Federation of Vladmir Putin.
- : The Unified Missourtama States was endorsed by The Republic of Shadowrik.
- : The Unified Missourtama States was endorsed by The Republic of Ammanies.
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