The Republic of The Unicornian Isles is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 619 million Unicornian Islesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Unicornian Islesian economy, worth 19.8 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 31,920 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unicornian Isles's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

The Unicornian Isles is ranked 166,346^th in the world and 4,141^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 19.8 trillion Standard Monetary Units.