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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 123rd Most Secular: 229th Highest Poor Incomes: 309th
The Ethereal Imperial Reich of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Krieg ist die einzige Freiheit, die wir kennen
Gott-Fuhrer Erich Anton Ackmann I
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Unfree Germanic Peoples

Population4.439 billion

CapitalBrandenburg
LeaderGott-Fuhrer Erich Anton Ackmann I
FaithClausewitzianism

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalTeutonic Eagle

The Ethereal Imperial Reich of The Unfree Germanic Peoples is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gott-Fuhrer Erich Anton Ackmann I with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.439 billion Teutons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brandenburg. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Unfree Germanic Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 333,930 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Teutons any less frightened, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and all the playground's a stage for Unfree Germanic Peoplesian schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unfree Germanic Peoples's national animal is the Teutonic Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Clausewitzianism.

The Unfree Germanic Peoples is ranked 668th in the world and 1st in Hartfelden for Most Corrupt Governments, with 401.28 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 123rdMost Secular: 229thHighest Poor Incomes: 309thMost Advanced Public Transport: 423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 466thMost Advanced Public Education: 473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 571stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 655thLargest Black Market: 656thMost Corrupt Governments: 668thMost Subsidized Industry: 964thHighest Average Incomes: 1,086thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,335thLargest Governments: 1,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,407thLowest Crime Rates: 1,507thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,511thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,449thMost Avoided: 2,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,077thMost Authoritarian: 3,757thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,953rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,173rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,485thMost Cultured: 5,123rdSmartest Citizens: 5,153rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,688thMost Extreme: 8,226thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,713thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,200thMost Conservative: 10,992ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,697th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the region

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