The Global Nazbol Conspiracy of The Underground Movement Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Alexander Petrov with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 18.204 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 2,689 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,744 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Underground Movement Union's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox Church.

The Underground Movement Union is ranked 21,211^th in the world and 4^th in Democritus for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,931.57 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.