The Old Testament Wrath of God of The Twelve Tribes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by ⲀЬгⲀҺⲀⲙ with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.945 billion Twelve Tribesmen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Twelve Tribal economy, worth 354 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,515 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens roam the streets freely, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Tribes's national animal is the Goat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Twelve Tribes is ranked 77,094^th in the world and 12^th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 728.18 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.