The Promised Land of The Twelve Tribes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ⲀЬгⲀҺⲀⲙ with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.871 billion Twelve Tribesmen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Twelve Tribal economy, worth 194 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,027 Shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,687 per year while the poor average 27,257, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Chocolate in The Twelve Tribes has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Tribes's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Twelve Tribes is ranked 94,686^th in the world and 139^th in Spiritus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,302.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.