The Psychoanalists of The Twelve Tribes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ⲀЬгⲀҺⲀⲙ with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.511 billion Twelve Tribesmen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 43.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Twelve Tribal economy, worth 504 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,813 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Protecting the land is holey work, weather reports simply advise Twelve Tribesmen to 'look outside', 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Tribes's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Twelve Tribes is ranked 139,066^th in the world and 13^th in Zombie Research Institute for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 57.89 Workforce Participation Rate.