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Most Devout: 2,086th Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,953rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,023rd
The Old Testament Wrath of God of
Moralistic Democracy
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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The Twelve Tribes

Population2.945 billion

CapitalJerusalem
LeaderⲀЬгⲀҺⲀⲙ
FaithJudaism

CurrencyShekel
AnimalGoat

The Old Testament Wrath of God of The Twelve Tribes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by ⲀЬгⲀҺⲀⲙ with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.945 billion Twelve Tribesmen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Twelve Tribal economy, worth 354 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,515 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens roam the streets freely, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Tribes's national animal is the Goat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Twelve Tribes is ranked 77,094th in the world and 12th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 728.18 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Devout: 2,086thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,953rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,023rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,947thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,499thMost Armed: 13,377thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,883rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,662ndMost Conservative: 16,288thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,630th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Twelve Tribes changed its national nation type to "Old Testament Wrath of God".
  • : The Twelve Tribes lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
  • : The Twelve Tribes changed its national nation type to "Wrath of God".
  • : Following new legislation in The Twelve Tribes, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
  • : Following new legislation in The Twelve Tribes, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in The Twelve Tribes, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in The Twelve Tribes, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in The Twelve Tribes, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in The Twelve Tribes, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Twelve Tribes, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.

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