The Psychoanalysts of The Twelve Tribes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by ⲀЬгⲀҺⲀⲙ with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.397 billion Twelve Tribesmen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Twelve Tribal economy, worth 251 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,723 Shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,232 per year while the poor average 27,381, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, companies balk at paying their workers, Air The Twelve Tribes is rumored to receive more government funding than the Twelve Tribal Air Force, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Tribes's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Twelve Tribes is ranked 29,208^th in the world and 2^nd in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,438.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.