The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe
Population | 5.031 billion |
Capital | Warsaw |
Leader | Selena Carewicz |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | ora |
Animal | wolf |
The United Socialist Republics of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Selena Carewicz with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.031 billion Eastern Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern European economy, worth 665 trillion oras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,307 oras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Selena Carewicz's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime is totally unknown. The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.
The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is ranked 10,537th in the world and 555th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe altered its national flag.
- : The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe was refounded in Osiris.
- : The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe ceased to exist in Europe.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Selena Carewicz's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe relocated from Balder to Europe.