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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,220thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,538th
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The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe

Population2.544 billion

LeaderSelena Carewicz
FaithState Atheism


The United Socialist Republics of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Selena Carewicz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.544 billion Eastern Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European economy, worth 328 trillion oras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,202 oras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, Eastern European police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown. The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is ranked 6,931st in the world and 143rd in Europe for Best Weather, with 262 Meters Of Sunlight.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,220thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,538thMost Pacifist: 2,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,510thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,687thSafest: 3,900thNicest Citizens: 4,146thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,388thMost Inclusive: 4,428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,610thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,423rdMost Influential: 5,617thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,719thMost Developed: 5,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,407thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,883rdBest Weather: 6,931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,264thSmartest Citizens: 7,566thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,023rdLargest Governments: 8,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,288thHealthiest Citizens: 8,868thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,490thMost Cultured: 9,585thNudest: 11,534thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,684thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,427thMost Secular: 14,604thMost Politically Free: 16,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,828thHighest Average Incomes: 20,062ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,069thMost Income Equality: 23,455th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionNudest: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionSafest: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 77th in the regionNicest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 121st in the region

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