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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,311thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,549thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,846th
The United Socialist Republics of
Left-wing Utopia
Al unueco
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe

Population5.031 billion

CapitalWarsaw
LeaderSelena Carewicz
FaithState Atheism

Currencyora
Animalwolf

The United Socialist Republics of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Selena Carewicz with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.031 billion Eastern Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European economy, worth 665 trillion oras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,307 oras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Selena Carewicz's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime is totally unknown. The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is ranked 10,537th in the world and 555th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,311thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,549thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,846thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,952ndSafest: 4,398thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,646thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,084thNicest Citizens: 5,109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,412thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,587thMost Inclusive: 5,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,741stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,006thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,108thMost Developed: 6,433rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,692ndHighest Food Quality: 7,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,721stBest Weather: 7,801stSmartest Citizens: 7,962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,728thLargest Governments: 9,409thHealthiest Citizens: 10,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,467thMost Cultured: 10,537thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,326thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,621stTop
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Most Secular: 15,391stNudest: 17,221stLowest Crime Rates: 18,150thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,016thMost Politically Free: 27,798thMost Income Equality: 29,464thHighest Average Incomes: 29,650th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 117th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 215th in the regionSafest: 235th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 253rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 255th in the regionMost Inclusive: 261st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 266th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 287th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 300th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 307th in the regionMost Developed: 316th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 322nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 393rd in the regionBest Weather: 396th in the regionLargest Governments: 469th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 484th in the regionMost Politically Free: 533rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 555th in the regionMost Cultured: 555th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 584th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 721st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 724th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 730th in the regionNudest: 765th in the regionMost Secular: 886th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,138th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,239th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,257th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,260th in the region

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