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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,112thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,513thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,520th
The United Socialist Republics of
Left-wing Utopia
Al unueco
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
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The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe

Population3.495 billion

CapitalWarsaw
LeaderSelena Carewicz
FaithState Atheism

Currencyora
Animalwolf

The United Socialist Republics of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Selena Carewicz with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.495 billion Eastern Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European economy, worth 456 trillion oras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,647 oras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown. The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is ranked 227,236th in the world and 1,101st in Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.79 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,112thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,513thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,520thMost Pacifist: 2,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,849thMost Influential: 3,320thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,788thSafest: 4,000thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,064thNicest Citizens: 4,237thMost Inclusive: 4,483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,852ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,437thMost Developed: 5,681stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,793rdHighest Food Quality: 6,216thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,254thBest Weather: 6,839thSmartest Citizens: 7,321stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,994thLargest Governments: 8,168thHealthiest Citizens: 8,743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,284thMost Cultured: 9,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,718thNudest: 10,556thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,703rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,209thMost Secular: 13,891stMost Politically Free: 17,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,236thHighest Average Incomes: 19,680thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,520thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,699thMost Efficient Economies: 22,281stMost Income Equality: 23,255th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionNudest: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionTop
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Safest: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionMost Developed: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionMost Income Equality: 122nd in the regionMost Extreme: 125th in the region

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