by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength through unity, unity through faith
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The twelfth world problem

Population8.185 billion

CapitalHell's gates
LeaderBig Brother
Faithdeath worship

Currencytrillion dollar

The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.185 billion national socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's gates. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient twelfth world problemian economy, worth a remarkable 3,997 trillion trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,352 trillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The twelfth world problem's national animal is the fatty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is death worship.

The twelfth world problem is ranked 3,511th in the world and 6th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 44,808.5 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 294thLargest Black Market: 318thHighest Average Incomes: 341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 567thMost Secular: 628thLargest Governments: 691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 939thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,110thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,270thLowest Crime Rates: 1,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,522ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,915thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,760thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,899thMost Efficient Economies: 3,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,069thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,310thMost Authoritarian: 5,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,475thMost Conservative: 7,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,749thBest Weather: 8,166thTop
Most Armed: 11,646thMost Stationary: 11,805thMost Developed: 12,262ndMost Influential: 17,589thMost Extreme: 20,098thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,872nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

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