The Turtley State of of The Turlesz is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.55 billion turtle lovers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Political turtles. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a turtle boi economy, worth 179 trillion turtles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,718 turtles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Turlesz's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is TURTLIZM or BOXISM.

The Turlesz is ranked 224,112^th in the world and 294^th in Wintreath for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,943.13 Standard Monetary Units.