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Safest: 3,215thLowest Crime Rates: 4,388thBest Weather: 4,793rd
The Turtley State of of
Democratic Socialists
Résister et Mordre
Mr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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The Turlesz

Population1.55 billion

CapitalPolitical turtles
LeaderMr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle
FaithTURTLIZM or BOXISM

Currencyturtle
Animalturtle

The Turtley State of of The Turlesz is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.55 billion turtle lovers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Political turtles. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a turtle boi economy, worth 179 trillion turtles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,718 turtles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Turlesz's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is TURTLIZM or BOXISM.

The Turlesz is ranked 224,112th in the world and 294th in Wintreath for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,943.13 Standard Monetary Units.

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Safest: 3,215thLowest Crime Rates: 4,388thBest Weather: 4,793rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,871stHealthiest Citizens: 5,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,738thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,902ndMost Inclusive: 5,964thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,977thNicest Citizens: 6,042ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,200thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,352ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,537thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,054thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,472ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,819thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,066thMost Pacifist: 8,198thMost Influential: 8,464thLargest Governments: 9,151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,786thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,007thSmartest Citizens: 12,021stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,065thMost Cultured: 14,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,863rdMost Income Equality: 16,110thMost Developed: 19,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,657th
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Safest: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Turlesz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : The Turlesz's influence in Wintreath rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.

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