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Most Armed: 3,770thRudest Citizens: 4,914thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,010th
The Evolving Political System of
Capitalist Paradise
The Sea is our heritage, the Earth our inheritance
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Tsunterlands

Population5.877 billion

CapitalBa Barōssa
LeaderPresident Shannehan
FaithRaafiism

CurrencySilverpound
AnimalMacaque

The Evolving Political System of The Tsunterlands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Shannehan with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.877 billion Tsunters are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ba Barōssa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsunter economy, worth 733 trillion Silverpounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 124,870 Silverpounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, reddish-brown is the new black, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Tsunterlands's national animal is the Macaque, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Raafiism.

The Tsunterlands is ranked 308,874th in the world and 157th in The Western Isles for Safest, scoring 5.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Armed: 3,770thRudest Citizens: 4,914thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,010thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,197thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,746thFattest Citizens: 6,819thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,009thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,925thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,252ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,590thTop
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Most Cultured: 16,092ndMost Devout: 17,271stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,491stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,635thHighest Food Quality: 24,465thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,879thHighest Crime Rates: 30,110th
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Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the region

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