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The Tsardom of Muscovy

Population12.948 billion


AnimalHermit Crab

The United Socialist States of The Tsardom of Muscovy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jesse with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.948 billion Soviets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 113,820 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, The Tsardom of Muscovy isn't what it used to be, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tsardom of Muscovy's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Tsardom of Muscovy is ranked 100,387th in the world and 584th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,981.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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