The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.011 billion Homies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trilla Gang Mafian economy, worth a remarkable 2,350 trillion Trillars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 335,197 Trillars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,935,173 per year while the poor average 5,781, a ratio of 507 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Trilla Gang Mafian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Trilla Gang Mafia is ranked 270,832^nd in the world and 361^st in Anteria for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.