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Rudest Citizens: 94thMost Armed: 103rdHighest Crime Rates: 120th
The Eternal Forthright Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Trilla 'til the End
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Trilla Gang Mafia

Population7.011 billion

LeaderPatrick J Barnes
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.011 billion Homies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trilla Gang Mafian economy, worth a remarkable 2,350 trillion Trillars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 335,197 Trillars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,935,173 per year while the poor average 5,781, a ratio of 507 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Trilla Gang Mafian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Trilla Gang Mafia is ranked 270,832nd in the world and 361st in Anteria for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Rudest Citizens: 94thMost Armed: 103rdHighest Crime Rates: 120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 147thFattest Citizens: 176thLargest Retail Industry: 203rdMost Avoided: 205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234thLargest Gambling Industry: 315thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 397thHighest Disposable Incomes: 498thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 657thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 738thMost Rebellious Youth: 929thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 935thMost Efficient Economies: 1,005thHighest Average Incomes: 1,672ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,729thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,802ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,819thMost Influential: 2,068thLargest Mining Sector: 2,376thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,571stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,645thTop
Most Devout: 2,908thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,130thMost Patriotic: 4,218thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,338thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,361stHighest Economic Output: 7,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,228thMost Cultured: 8,358thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,811thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,328thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,649thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,828thLargest Governments: 13,070thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,851stMost Stationary: 18,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,046thLargest Black Market: 22,694thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,398thMost Pro-Market: 26,078th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the region

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