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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 100thMost Armed: 105thHighest Crime Rates: 118th
The Eternal Forthright Republic of
Trilla 'til the End
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The Trilla Gang Mafia

Population10.793 billion

LeaderPatrick J Barnes
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.793 billion Homies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 3,873 trillion Trillars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 358,924 Trillars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the BMP-2, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Trilla Gang Mafia is ranked 57,986th in the world and 15th in Anteria for Most Pro-Market, scoring 67.33 on the Rand Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 100thMost Armed: 105thHighest Crime Rates: 118thRudest Citizens: 136thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thFattest Citizens: 163rdMost Avoided: 206thLargest Retail Industry: 227thLargest Gambling Industry: 252ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 363rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 404thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 788thMost Rebellious Youth: 943rdMost Influential: 1,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,095thHighest Average Incomes: 1,569thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,173rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,623rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,362ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,007thMost Devout: 4,122ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,123rdHighest Economic Output: 4,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,610thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,621stMost Cultured: 6,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,747thMost Patriotic: 6,997thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,652ndLargest Insurance Industry: 7,846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,222ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,823rdLargest Governments: 12,040thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,585thTop
Largest Black Market: 18,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,029thHighest Drug Use: 26,437thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29,481st
Most Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the region

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