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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,275thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,109thMost Pacifist: 10,405th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
United we stand against thy corrupt leaders
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Trident Union

Population413 million

CapitalPinal City

CurrencyTrident Hax
AnimalChinese Hamster

The Democratic Republic of The Trident Union is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 413 million Tridents have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pinal City. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Trident economy, worth 39.0 trillion Trident Haxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,479 Trident Haxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and economists claim no news is good news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Trident Union's national animal is the Chinese Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Trident Union is ranked 163,743rd in the world and 295th in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -111.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,275thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,109thTop
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Most Pacifist: 10,405thSafest: 11,336thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,376thMost Influential: 13,708thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,597thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,480thMost Inclusive: 16,564thHealthiest Citizens: 17,776thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,645thNicest Citizens: 20,111th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionSafest: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Trident Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : The Trident Union's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in The Trident Union, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trident Union, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trident Union, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trident Union, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trident Union, some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trident Union, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trident Union, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • : Following new legislation in The Trident Union, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".

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