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Most Valuable International Artwork: 787thMost Devout: 799thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,804th
The Holy Dolorian Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Honorem Deo, patriae, et Imperatoris.
Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Traditional States

Population4.628 billion

CapitalSant'Augusto
LeaderDux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart
FaithDolorian Chiefolicism

CurrencyImperius
AnimalGriffin

The Holy Dolorian Imperium of The Traditional States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.628 billion Dolorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sant'Augusto. The average income tax rate is 89.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolorian economy, worth 882 trillion Imperiuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 190,728 Imperiuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traditional States's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dolorian Chiefolicism.

The Traditional States is ranked 4,901st in the world and 12th in Enadia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.06 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 787thMost Devout: 799thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,804thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,093rdMost Armed: 3,284thMost Cultured: 4,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,525thLowest Crime Rates: 4,901stLargest Retail Industry: 4,954thHealthiest Citizens: 5,291stLargest Governments: 5,853rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,939thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,948thMost Developed: 6,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,549thHighest Average Incomes: 7,232ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,526thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,614thSmartest Citizens: 9,397thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,668thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,177thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,066thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,575thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,594thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,381stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,434thHighest Economic Output: 19,105thMost Conservative: 20,386th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Conservative: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the region

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