|Leader||Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart|
The Holy Dolorian Imperium of The Traditional States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.107 billion Dolorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sant'Augusto. The average income tax rate is 93.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Dolorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion Imperiuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 212,768 Imperiuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
There's more than one way to skin a diplomat, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traditional States's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dolorian Chiefolicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Traditional States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
- : The Traditional States's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : The Traditional States was endorsed by The Technocratic Federal NS of Islamic Republic e Jariri.
- : The Traditional States was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Illu-chi.
- : The Traditional States endorsed The Lucky Golden Rainbow of Chimes.
- : The Traditional States was endorsed by The Holy Lucky of this Zombie of Minskiev.
- : The Traditional States was endorsed by The Grand Utopian Commonwealth of Toerana.
- : The Traditional States was endorsed by The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD.
- : The Traditional States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Traditional States was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Farrakhan.