Population | 9.007 billion |
Capital | Pretoria |
Leader | Jethro Kendi |
Currency | Rand |
Animal | Transvaal Lion |
The Socialist Federation of The Traansval is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jethro Kendi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.007 billion Boers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The all-consuming Boer economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Rand a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,895 Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, Jethro Kendi's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traansval's national animal is the Transvaal Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Traansval is ranked 208,403rd in the world and 19th in Federation of Allies for Most Armed, with 0.19 Weapons Per Person.
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The Traansval was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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The Traansval was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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The Traansval was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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The Traansval was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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The Traansval's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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The Traansval, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
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The Traansval, Jethro Kendi's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
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The Traansval, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
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The Traansval, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
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The Traansval, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.