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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,955thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,417thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,302nd
The Socialist Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Unity is Strength
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Traansval

Population9.007 billion

CapitalPretoria
LeaderJethro Kendi

CurrencyRand
AnimalTransvaal Lion

The Socialist Federation of The Traansval is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jethro Kendi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.007 billion Boers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The all-consuming Boer economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Rand a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,895 Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, Jethro Kendi's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traansval's national animal is the Transvaal Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Traansval is ranked 208,403rd in the world and 19th in Federation of Allies for Most Armed, with 0.19 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,955thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,417thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,743rdSafest: 6,002ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,235thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,830thLargest Governments: 8,893rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,978thLowest Crime Rates: 9,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,512thHealthiest Citizens: 9,594thBest Weather: 10,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,552ndNicest Citizens: 11,717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,998thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,448thMost Inclusive: 12,963rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,548thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,437thSmartest Citizens: 15,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,643rdHighest Economic Output: 17,329thMost Developed: 18,173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,972ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,415th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Traansval was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Traansval was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Traansval was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Traansval was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Traansval's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in The Traansval, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in The Traansval, Jethro Kendi's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Traansval, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in The Traansval, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in The Traansval, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.

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