The Socialist Federation of The Traansval is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jethro Kendi with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.794 billion Boers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Boer economy, worth 954 trillion Rand a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,405 Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, bins outnumber trees in city parks, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, and the newest shade developed by The Traansval's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traansval's national animal is the Transvaal Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Traansval is ranked 151,528^th in the world and 23^rd in Federation of Allies for Most Influential, scoring 35 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.