The Holy Church of Amei of The Three States of Fortuna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Commander Lyone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.38 billion Fortunans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Environment, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Destino. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fortunan economy, worth a remarkable 8,564 trillion Trutas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 465,977 Trutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign livestock are offered asylum, glassy-eyed Fortunan wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, no one gossips with High Commander Lyone during diplomatic summits, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Three States of Fortuna's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skadism.

The Three States of Fortuna is ranked 6,944^th in the world and 102^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,465.62 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.