The Federation of The Three States of Fortuna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Commander Lyone with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.818 billion Fortunans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Destino. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fortunan economy, worth a remarkable 4,483 trillion Fortunes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 414,442 Fortunes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Three States of Fortuna's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clarityism.

The Three States of Fortuna is ranked 178,808^th in the world and 7,803^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,315.54 Standard Monetary Units.