|Leader||High Commander Lyone|
The Federation of The Three States of Fortuna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Commander Lyone with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.818 billion Fortunans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Destino. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Fortunan economy, worth a remarkable 4,483 trillion Fortunes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 414,442 Fortunes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Three States of Fortuna's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clarityism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Three States of Fortuna was endorsed by The Yellow and Purple Easter Egg of Oofery.
- : The Three States of Fortuna endorsed The Magister and MoIC of Tretrid.
- : The Three States of Fortuna was endorsed by The Magister and MoIC of Tretrid.
- : The Three States of Fortuna voted for The Dictatorship of Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls in Round 1 of the election.
- : The Three States of Fortuna voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn This Game".
- : The Three States of Fortuna voted for The Write Pretty Speech of Todd McCloud in Round 1 of the election.
- : The Three States of Fortuna voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Disease Naming Compact"".
- : The Three States of Fortuna voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Cormactopia Prime".
- : The Three States of Fortuna voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On The Health and Financial Well-being of Workers".
- : The Three States of Fortuna published "Fifth Year!" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
Endorsements Received: 31 » Marrabuk, VernKhalla, East Malaysia, Wiranath, Dragons Blood, Todd McCloud, Brotherland, H-Zhena, Monix, Tawuse, VW53Aland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Modra, Rainbow Vests, Roissyland, BearStackof2015, Am Echad, Republic of Berzerkistan, Someseni, Nova Gloria Gentis, Ridann, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Monteconstance, Tuvaltastan, Evrigenis, Acronis, Zukchiva, Pakitsk, Asendavia, Tretrid, and Oofery.