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Largest Populations: 8,540th Largest Black Market: 8,564th Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,521st
The Crusading Order of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Helfen, Wehren, Heilen.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Teutonic Knights

Population13.588 billion


Animaltwo-headed Eagle

The Crusading Order of The Teutonic Knights is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.588 billion Teutonic Knights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marienburg. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The strong Teutonic economy, worth 641 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 47,232 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Teutonic Knights has designated Marienburg as its capital city, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husband's slippers, the government is seen to favor Catholics, and historical fiction has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Teutonic Knights's national animal is the two-headed Eagle.

The Teutonic Knights is ranked 123,599th in the world and 57th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 8,540thLargest Black Market: 8,564thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,521stMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,911thMost Stationary: 12,047thMost Conservative: 12,580th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the region

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