The United States of The Tejas Regency is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Head Regent Austin The First with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.608 billion Tejans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker Austin. The average income tax rate is 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tejas Regencyian economy, worth 418 trillion Redbacks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,402 Redbacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tejas Regency's national animal is the Longhorns, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Tejas Regency is ranked 245,235^th in the world and 130^th in Texas for Most Avoided, scoring 1.1 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.