The Mechanocracy of The Technocratic Syndicalists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Sebastian von Sydow with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.389 billion Syndicalists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isenstadt. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Syndicalistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,640 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,349 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, billions of Kroner are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eagle Nebula, and bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Technocratic Syndicalists's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Technocratic Syndicalists is ranked 18,986^th in the world and 26^th in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.57 law-abiding acts per hour.