by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,350thMost Influential: 2,812thMost Cultured: 6,468th
The Federation of
New York Times Democracy
If there is no tea, we are not interested
Sir TeaMark Of Teainstan
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Tealnd Isles

Population1.881 billion

LeaderSir TeaMark Of Teainstan

CurrencyTea Standered
AnimalThe Tea Rabbit

The Federation of The Tealnd Isles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir TeaMark Of Teainstan with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.881 billion Tealand Islesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teainpool. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tealnd Islesian economy, worth 229 trillion Tea Standereds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,943 Tea Standereds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, concussed The Tea Rabbitball players cannot remember their lineup position, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tealnd Isles's national animal is the The Tea Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic.

The Tealnd Isles is ranked 12,108th in the world and 380th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,596.06 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,350thTop
Most Influential: 2,812thMost Cultured: 6,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,302ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,108thTop
Most Developed: 12,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,109thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,774thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,169thLowest Crime Rates: 14,199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,499thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,301stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,971stLargest Governments: 16,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,072ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,510thSmartest Citizens: 16,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,811thNicest Citizens: 19,902ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,197thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,410thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,828thHealthiest Citizens: 23,519thBest Weather: 24,103rd
Most Cultured: 190th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 341st in the regionMost Influential: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 354th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 356th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 380th in the regionMost Developed: 385th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 391st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 408th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 408th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 433rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 444th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 455th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 457th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 457th in the regionLargest Governments: 463rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 496th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 518th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 546th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 590th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 593rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 680th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 686th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 706th in the regionNicest Citizens: 720th in the regionBest Weather: 766th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 768th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 818th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts