The Federation of The Tealnd Isles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir TeaMark Of Teainstan with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.881 billion Tealand Islesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teainpool. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tealnd Islesian economy, worth 229 trillion Tea Standereds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,943 Tea Standereds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, concussed The Tea Rabbitball players cannot remember their lineup position, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tealnd Isles's national animal is the The Tea Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic.

The Tealnd Isles is ranked 12,108^th in the world and 380^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,596.06 Tourists Per Hour.