The Enforcer State of The Tasmanian Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Of Generals with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.984 billion Tasmanian Islandsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hobart. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tasmanian Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,860 trillion Tasmanian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 310,961 Tasmanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tasmanian Islands's national animal is the Tasmanian Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Militaristic Atheism.

The Tasmanian Islands is ranked 169,439^th in the world and 1,285^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.45 Crimes Per Hour.