by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,975th Most Pro-Market: 4,649th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,910th
The Free Land of
Free-Market Paradise
'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Land of The Talking Bears is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.607 billion Talking Bears enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Bearish economy, worth 841 trillion promises a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,698 promises, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,598 per year while the poor average 2,774, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is a problem. The Talking Bears's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Talking Bears is ranked 116,038th in the world and 21st in Narnia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 24.25 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,975thMost Pro-Market: 4,649thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,910thLargest Populations: 5,377thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9,335thHighest Economic Output: 12,738thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,393rd
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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