The United States of The Swedish Republic of New Kenya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Donald Trump with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.114 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 327,684 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,969,052 per year while the poor average 24,635, a ratio of 79.9 to 1.
Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Donald Trump's bedroom, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, builders across The Swedish Republic of New Kenya are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and citizens must pay to enjoy The Swedish Republic of New Kenya's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Swedish Republic of New Kenya's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Pepe.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, citizens must pay to enjoy The Swedish Republic of New Kenya's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, builders across The Swedish Republic of New Kenya are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Donald Trump's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
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