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Largest Retail Industry: 118th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd Rudest Citizens: 187th
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
I won the popular vote and beat Hillary very badly!
President Donald Trump
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The United States of The Swedish Republic of New Kenya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Donald Trump with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.114 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 327,684 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,969,052 per year while the poor average 24,635, a ratio of 79.9 to 1.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Donald Trump's bedroom, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, builders across The Swedish Republic of New Kenya are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and citizens must pay to enjoy The Swedish Republic of New Kenya's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Swedish Republic of New Kenya's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Pepe.

The Swedish Republic of New Kenya is ranked 23,114th in the world and 1,172nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 71.33 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122ndRudest Citizens: 187thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 241stMost Influential: 242ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 430thFattest Citizens: 583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 877thHighest Average Incomes: 957thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 961stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,045thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,196thMost Avoided: 1,311thMost Armed: 1,362ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,477thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,634thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,461stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,814thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,086thSmartest Citizens: 3,086thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,273rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,728thMost Cultured: 3,941stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,047thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,598thMost Secular: 5,586thMost Efficient Economies: 5,652ndHighest Economic Output: 6,021stLargest Mining Sector: 6,422ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,423rdMost Inclusive: 6,993rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,171stMost Pro-Market: 8,315thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,434thTop
Largest Governments: 9,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,116thMost Stationary: 14,167thLargest Black Market: 14,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,584thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,960th
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 77th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 166th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 257th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 259th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 301st in the regionMost Secular: 312th in the regionLargest Black Market: 322nd in the regionMost Stationary: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 379th in the regionLargest Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 419th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 435th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 580th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 679th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 690th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 365 » Arrivederci, Selfgradatude, The Rossinite Empire, Beagles Reborn, HMS Unicorn, Apetopia, Merconitonitopia, Notyoutopia, Commonwealth of Transcaspia, Former English Colony, Ceretis, The Efteling, Novare Res, The Bureaucratic Territories, Camarthen, Q w e r t y, New Sekai, Sadakoyama, Chris Hallett, Calamazo, Unimaginable Doom, Isimud, Felpolandia, Elevation, Zeroxis, Republic of Destiny, Bothia, Fengate, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Karazan, The Big Bad Boo, Massarie, Mk Steele, Boggovia, Nationalist Peoples Party, Venezuelia, Virdalonja, Arquan, BrightFutures, Renetopia, Chadwin, Chukstik Illahi, Tokaryk, Kingdom of Space, Celreostia, Nubianica, Whereisthatistan, Saint Tomaston, Necromonia, Tianqing, and 315 others.Lionia, RoosterTeeth, Pheltikius, Eglise Sainte Eve, Yeraennus, Arach-Naga Combine, New Lakemba, New Trisone, Plumas, Neo Colorado, Guslantis, Amerian States, Swagtopia, NewNerman, Wineclaw, The Army Republic of Prussia, Esplandia, Kubrostavsria, Jefffliu, Lyncis, Sunto, Ultima Terra, Run Mayst Republic, Lemonbiscuits, Wooleystan, 48 Momoiro Musumes, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, United Brunstovia, Yurc, Foraldn, Lagondia, Surrus, New Phyrreus, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Corfad, Ardoki, Kujira, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Beastos, Druadach, Yaorozu, Kelvaros Prime, Noster, Godly City, Bharathvarsh, Vasic, Revolutionary Sealand, Grosser Nordland Reich, Palisede, Choistan, The Lugansk Republic, Giganato, Manticore utopia, South Isles, Tharissus, Owenheim, Vegetarian States, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Orslan, Wisconsota, Ostrekoj, Avalon, Sankami, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, The Teddy, Bayern-Straubing, Holtklava, Ivalex, Sacrento, Taurus94, Phktla, New Fingland, Xionn, Zerocs, Diodone, Idealistically Kool, Tuand Seton, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Walter Jackson, Koda-Land, Sil Dorsett, Cullins, SillyString, Atmana, 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Official United States of America, Kwaj, Mercy Land, Aldion, Holy Marcus Empire, Montegan, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Aragael, Noe-Classic Peoples, Friently, ZimRobwe, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Beladev, The United Front of Patriotic Fascists, Paxiosolange, Coemgen, Blurds, Forunte, Anima Proxa, McMasterdonia, Doffy, Yukti, Plembobria, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Aenglaland, Montroyale, AdyLand, The Free Californian People, Romanian Land, Herzliyya, Misthas, TerranulliuZ, Avornica, The Utopian Movement, Yaris, Buckerino, Ausmercia, The Syca, Acrabinnia, Confederation of The Syndicate, Stareogratia, Kranostav, Ryelandee, Ribbleton, Lungha, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Hexago, Corutsca, Seven Hills, Vogonlandia, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Dantre, Staics, Aerilia, Che Sana Und, Ausrea, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Coppicia, United States of Panthalassa, Impler, The Curry Islands, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Dodione, The Lancerian Empire, Maestros 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