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Rudest Citizens: 100th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd Largest Retail Industry: 176th
The United States of
Corporate Bordello
I won the popular vote and beat Hillary very badly!
President Donald Trump
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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The United States of The Swedish Republic of New Kenya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Donald Trump with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.797 billion Americans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 301,063 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,741,308 per year while the poor average 24,797, a ratio of 70.2 to 1.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Americans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Swedish Republic of New Kenya's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Pepe.

The Swedish Republic of New Kenya is ranked 456th in the world and 16th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.74 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 100thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rdLargest Retail Industry: 176thMost Influential: 204thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 456thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 486thFattest Citizens: 792ndMost Corrupt Governments: 996thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,004thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,090thHighest Average Incomes: 1,227thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,313thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,436thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,495thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,720thMost Armed: 1,757thMost Avoided: 1,828thMost Secular: 2,095thHighest Crime Rates: 2,283rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,611thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,383rdSmartest Citizens: 3,579thMost Cultured: 3,818thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,390thHighest Drug Use: 4,720thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,767thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,983rdMost Inclusive: 5,117thMost Efficient Economies: 5,558thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,214thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,687thHighest Economic Output: 7,037thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,158thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,390thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,806thMost Pro-Market: 9,243rdMost Politically Free: 9,527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,742ndLargest Governments: 12,897thLargest Mining Sector: 13,102ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,916thMost Stationary: 14,951stLargest Black Market: 15,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,515th
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Avoided: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 106th in the regionMost Secular: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 167th in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 176th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 176th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 220th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 266th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 267th in the regionMost Inclusive: 306th in the regionMost Politically Free: 316th in the regionLargest Black Market: 332nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 345th in the regionMost Stationary: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 401st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 445th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 463rd in the regionLargest Governments: 537th in the regionLargest Populations: 597th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 694th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 360 » Arrivederci, Selfgradatude, The Rossinite Empire, Beagles Reborn, HMS Unicorn, Apetopia, Merconitonitopia, Notyoutopia, Commonwealth of Transcaspia, Former English Colony, Ceretis, The Efteling, Novare Res, The Galactic Triumvirate, The Bureaucratic Territories, Camarthen, Q w e r t y, New Sekai, Sadakoyama, Chris Hallett, Calamazo, Chinstralia, Unimaginable Doom, Isimud, Felpolandia, Elevation, Zeroxis, Republic of Destiny, Bothia, Fengate, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Karazan, The Big Bad Boo, Massarie, Mk Steele, Boggovia, Nationalist Peoples Party, Venezuelia, Virdalonja, Arquan, BrightFutures, Renetopia, Chadwin, Chukstik Illahi, Tokaryk, Kingdom of Space, Celreostia, Nubianica, Whereisthatistan, Saint Tomaston, and 310 others.Necromonia, Tianqing, Lionia, RoosterTeeth, Pheltikius, Eglise Sainte Eve, Yeraennus, Arach-Naga Combine, New Lakemba, New Trisone, Plumas, Mimban, Neo Colorado, Guslantis, Amerian States, Swagtopia, NewNerman, Wineclaw, The Army Republic of Prussia, Esplandia, Kubrostavsria, Jefffliu, Lyncis, Sunto, Ultima Terra, Run Mayst Republic, Lemonbiscuits, Wooleystan, 48 Momoiro Musumes, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, United Brunstovia, Yurc, Foraldn, Lagondia, Surrus, New Phyrreus, Thneedtown, Frances Francis the First of France, Solestia, Highton Islands, Corfad, Ardoki, Kujira, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Beastos, Druadach, Yaorozu, Kelvaros Prime, Noster, Godly City, Bharathvarsh, Vasic, Pasargad, Revolutionary Sealand, Grosser Nordland Reich, Palisede, Choistan, Kiranda, The Lugansk Republic, New Ganjastan, Giganato, Manticore utopia, South Isles, Meritdom, Elspeth and Samina, Tharissus, Owenheim, Vegetarian States, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Orslan, Wisconsota, Ostrekoj, Avalon, Sankami, Holy Oranz, Vantaria, Morrn, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, The Teddy, Bayern-Straubing, Holtklava, Ivalex, Sacrento, Taurus94, Phktla, New Fingland, Staadnau Gol, Xionn, Zerocs, Diodone, Idealistically Kool, Tuand Seton, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Walter Jackson, Koda-Land, Sil Dorsett, 10225879, Cullins, SillyString, Atmana, Joodey, GeorgeTheMiner, Formosai, Neo Hungarica, Hellstown, HereIsPotato, Yamgong, Thenaca, Midds Conia, Australian Confederated States, Notty Swaras, Abs123, Natorik, WE Empire, New Rivia, Boadiccea, The American Pioneer, Ordo of People, Indereac Lanx, Senatra, Dadastan Archipelago, Potatolandium, Topkeks, SchoolHouse Rock, The Kyziban Islands, Imperial Pene Rounitrang, ABC, Sereeno, Reannia, Republic of Dixie, JAOECW536, Tremagne de Taelmia, Dicko, Mother of Croia, Cardistria, Crodaria, Aris Republic, Halcon siveriano, Hammadians, Hong Kong Empire, Nullum Crimen, SORT, Sendia Buth, Upper Sam Dodovi, Vexilia, Dopeland420, Siwale, Lorbank, New South Danmark, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Malta Comino Gozo, Enosville, Helido, Vszeklina, Alice Gardens, Ottralia, Aezus, Kaschovia, Vazali, Adkins Station, Lord Ravenclaw, Ostrinios, Southern Stroraia, Lupus Imperium, Southern Allican, New Chilokver, Omicron Persei V111, Cloydicia, Ubervania, Panama Coalition, Peytonamia, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, The Archer Republic, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Free State of Whitemeadow, Nord Botten, Rumagna, Rukonia, The Official United States of America, Kwaj, Mercy Land, Aldion, Holy Marcus Empire, Montegan, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Aragael, Noe-Classic Peoples, Cato Minoria, Friently, ZimRobwe, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Beladev, Cleoskye, The United Front of Patriotic Fascists, Nakyr, Paxiosolange, Coemgen, Blurds, Forunte, Anima Proxa, Sanjurika, McMasterdonia, Doffy, Yukti, Plembobria, Prevaland, Marsh Castle, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Aenglaland, Montroyale, AdyLand, The Free Californian People, Romanian Land, Herzliyya, The Holy Badass Empire, Misthas, Beowulfe, TerranulliuZ, Clintonburge, Avornica, The Utopian Movement, Yaris, Buckerino, Ausmercia, The Syca, Acrabinnia, Confederation of The Syndicate, Swiss Peace, Barragan and Santa Lucia, Stareogratia, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Kranostav, Ryelandee, Articune, Ribbleton, Lungha, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Holy Eucharist, Hexago, Corutsca, Seven Hills, Vogonlandia, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Dantre, Staics, Aerilia, Northern Toxicus, Che Sana Und, Ausrea, Kahlistan, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Coppicia, United States of Panthalassa, Impler, The Curry Islands, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Zandir Antari, Dodione, Hannover Stadt, The Lancerian Empire, Maestros haven, Celebia, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Asuroka, Fckinablearisticationalia, Central Goodland, Phillywob, Cuyan, Ice and Tinian, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Nikhilesh23, Rockym, Felhaven, New Godastrada, Qyrym, Xinchao, Beodarasc, Pria Xennes, Deropia, Cisplatinaa, Boslandschap, New Kiuses Dhos, Victoriaans Nederlands, UTOPIAN EARTH, The Bastion Isles, Bax-Landia, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Xystopia, Azzarel, Mar america, New-El, Anime Women, Udroystan, and New Pleasant Hill.

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