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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,900thMost Conservative: 8,964thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,999th
The NeoOttoman Islamic Caliphate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Yaşasın Osmanlı Atatürk İmparatorluğu, ebedi vatan
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Supreme Ottoman Empire

Population2.382 billion

CapitalNeo-Turkstanbul Megacity
LeaderGrand Ottoman Caliph Mustafa Atatürk
FaithGrand Robotox Islam

CurrencyIntergalactic Lira
AnimalOttoman Gray Wolf

The NeoOttoman Islamic Caliphate of The Supreme Ottoman Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Ottoman Caliph Mustafa Atatürk with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.382 billion Ottomans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Turkstanbul Megacity. The average income tax rate is 37.6%.

The Ottoman economy, worth 106 trillion Intergalactic Lire a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,904 Intergalactic Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grand Robotox Islam has been named as The Supreme Ottoman Empire's national religion, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, Grand Ottoman Caliph Mustafa Atatürk's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Supreme Ottoman Empire's national animal is the Ottoman Gray Wolf and its national religion is Grand Robotox Islam.

The Supreme Ottoman Empire is ranked 209,037th in the world and 28th in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 23.97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,900thMost Conservative: 8,964thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,999thMost Authoritarian: 20,018th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the region

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