The Royal Federation of The Supreme nation of matheo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with a fair hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.89 billion Mathesons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hordor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme nation of matheoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,635 trillion Matheo dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 221,620 Matheo dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, and sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Supreme nation of matheo's national animal is the Wild owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ian Melnish.

The Supreme nation of matheo is ranked 187,352^nd in the world and 105^th in matheo for Most Conservative, scoring 31.36 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.