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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,669thHighest Drug Use: 2,396thMost Influential: 2,454th
The Queendom of
Libertarian Police State
Peace and Justice
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Stolen Lands

Population3.096 billion

CapitalTuskdale

Currencydollar
Animalcapybara

The Queendom of The Stolen Lands is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.096 billion Stolen Landsians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuskdale. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stolen Landsian economy, worth 408 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,859 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stolen Lands's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Stolen Lands is ranked 7,115th in the world and 204th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,768.72 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,669thHighest Drug Use: 2,396thMost Influential: 2,454thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,629thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,041stNicest Citizens: 5,981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,656thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,810thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,115thBest Weather: 7,123rdMost Inclusive: 7,326thMost Developed: 7,564thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,628thHighest Food Quality: 8,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,470thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,996thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,012thNudest: 10,013thSmartest Citizens: 10,097thMost Secular: 10,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,345thMost Cultured: 10,963rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,415thHealthiest Citizens: 11,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,697thLargest Governments: 12,523rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,461stMost Efficient Economies: 16,365thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,206thMost Patriotic: 19,122ndMost Pacifist: 19,789thHighest Average Incomes: 21,006th
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Highest Drug Use: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 192nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 199th in the regionNudest: 202nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 204th in the regionMost Developed: 227th in the regionBest Weather: 229th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 248th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 248th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 248th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 256th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 256th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 279th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 281st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Secular: 315th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 325th in the regionMost Cultured: 329th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 332nd in the regionLargest Governments: 351st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 399th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 412th in the regionMost Patriotic: 420th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 439th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 522nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 554th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 753rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 776th in the regionMost Stationary: 798th in the regionMost Pacifist: 810th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 813th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 986th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Canmore, Holota, Wehraboos, Corgitopiaa, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tsunamy, Amerion, Jehenna, Blondiesland, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Beepee, Nowa Europa, Treir, Concrete Slab, PenguinPies, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Holy Free, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Westenhald, Freedoom, Sedunn, Enplatia, Ralphburg, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Ebonhand, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Sandaoguo, Noimosini, Herbert Island, Kaleidescooptopia, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Danily, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, Drystar, West Pastafaria, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Yaravia, Kringalia, and 80 others.Banglazstrogaria, Tyflugian, Drew Durrnil, Arvan Irawer, The naked people, New Qafedemar, Darakin, Hanguk-Nippon, Gonrati, Shefino, Centia Deran, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Skaladoria, Cucutenium, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Omalayia, Makinius, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Berusturg, Linguiniland, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, A Place Somewhere, Mom Theate, Andinla, Aurcania, Ipugao, Blancemon, Doriander, Flumenvallis, Esterwood, Zanforadon, Ostavaria, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Kremony, Oppalli, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Brazilian impero2, Prairiegrass, Saint Roberts, Great Lothian, Shoinkwishima, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Martiland, Tyrantistica, Eae, Shadeth, Lynxaion, Antwerpen1, LadyRebels, Driodal, Dupanda, Taigama, Gennaretia, Rhetiaa, Petea, Eggraria, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Sureiya, Nouvel Empire, Winlah, MaPetiteFille, TescoPepsi, Evinea, Altnavia, Bistritza, and Los Rodeos.

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