The The Rogue Nation of The of The Stitchpunks is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Count Blumiere with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.28 billion Stitchpunks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flipside. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Stitchpunk economy, worth 97.6 trillion Skins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,814 Skins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stitchpunks's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Samus-issum.

The Stitchpunks is ranked 133,981^st in the world and 104^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Nudest, with 143.75 cheeks per square mile.