Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,337th Most Stationary: 2,386th Largest Populations: 2,450th
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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.514 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The powerhouse Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 93,201 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,430 per year while the poor average 18,702, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', and atheists are heavily taxed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 5,873rd in the world and 2nd in Vatican II for Most Primitive, scoring 86.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,337thMost Stationary: 2,386thLargest Populations: 2,450thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,158thHighest Economic Output: 3,777thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,092ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,731stMost Influential: 5,413thMost Primitive: 5,873rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,500thTop
Fattest Citizens: 10,659thMost Devout: 11,746thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,925thLargest Black Market: 12,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,296thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,841st

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