The Republic of The Sron Advisia is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 10.713 billion Sron Advisians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The strong Sron Advisian economy, worth 672 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,736 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, the tightness of border controls in The Sron Advisia leave a little to be desired, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and voting is voluntary. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sron Advisia's national animal is the giraffe.

The Sron Advisia is ranked 263,274^th in the world and 1^st in Children of the Grave for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.69 law-abiding acts per hour.