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Most Pacifist: 3,547th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,385th Nicest Citizens: 4,553rd
The Socialist Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Bits of rubble turn to gold with boundless compassion.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Spicha

Population2.955 billion

CapitalMachita Square
LeaderNobleman Waw Aumakua

CurrencyTachy
AnimalCheetah

The Socialist Kingdom of The Spicha is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nobleman Waw Aumakua with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.955 billion Spichiis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Machita Square. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spichan economy, worth 352 trillion Tachies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,335 Tachies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, children are raised bilingual from an early age, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Spicha's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Spicha is ranked 7,875th in the world and 9th in Conf of Traditional Socialist Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 105,020.38 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 3,547thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,385thNicest Citizens: 4,553rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,663rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,185thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,740thHighest Drug Use: 6,234thSafest: 6,521stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,560thMost Developed: 6,714thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,788thMost Inclusive: 7,875thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,095thMost Cultured: 8,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,749thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,037thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,150thHealthiest Citizens: 9,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,318thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,444thLowest Crime Rates: 9,509thSmartest Citizens: 9,576thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,842ndBest Weather: 10,532ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,166thNudest: 11,899thLargest Governments: 12,792ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,007thMost Income Equality: 14,952ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,788th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Spicha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Spicha, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in The Spicha, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in The Spicha, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : The Spicha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Spicha, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in The Spicha, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in The Spicha, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Spichan lands.
  • : Following new legislation in The Spicha, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in The Spicha, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.

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