The Final Bastion of The Spartan Dominion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by George Barbrey with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.579 billion Spartans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlas. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Spartan Dominionian economy, worth 126 trillion units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,943 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, Catholic has been named as The Spartan Dominion's national religion, some say George Barbrey has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Spartan Dominion's national animal is the polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic.

The Spartan Dominion is ranked 68,612^th in the world and 7^th in Gravy for Most Patriotic, with 19.16 flags saluted per person per day.