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The Marxist-Leninist Orthodoxy of
Authoritarian Democracy
You cannot make a revolution in white gloves.
Mikhail Andreyevich Suslov
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Soviet Union of Mother Russia

Population12.501 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderMikhail Andreyevich Suslov
FaithOrthodoxy

CurrencyRuble
AnimalEurasian brown bear

The Marxist-Leninist Orthodoxy of The Soviet Union of Mother Russia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mikhail Andreyevich Suslov with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.501 billion Russian Soviet Republics are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Union of Mother Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,815 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 305,204 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, money grows on trees, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union of Mother Russia's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

The Soviet Union of Mother Russia is ranked 235,035th in the world and 2nd in Russian Revolutionary Front for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 14.69 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 44thLargest Welfare Programs: 80thLowest Crime Rates: 89thHighest Average Tax Rates: 112thLargest Governments: 137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 141stSafest: 179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 201stMost Patriotic: 272ndMost Developed: 274thLongest Average Lifespans: 299thMost Advanced Public Education: 409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 439thHealthiest Citizens: 470thMost Subsidized Industry: 512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 541stMost Cultured: 642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 765thSmartest Citizens: 1,226thMost Devout: 1,244thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,367thHighest Food Quality: 1,653rdNicest Citizens: 1,858thMost Efficient Economies: 1,891stHighest Average Incomes: 2,039thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,249thTop
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Best Weather: 2,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,733rdHighest Economic Output: 3,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,053rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,872ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,357thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,994thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,064th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The Soviet Union of Mother Russia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Mother Russia, Soviet Union Of Mother Russian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.

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