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Largest Black Market: 115thMost Subsidized Industry: 147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 184th
The Grand Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
If you have an opinion, shove it down your throat!
the Great and Most Powerful Dictator
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Soviet Union of Dictators

Population18.6 billion

Capitalthe Dictator's Grand Palace
Leaderthe Great and Most Powerful Dictator
Faithpraising the Great and Powerful Dictator

CurrencyBullet
AnimalTank

The Grand Dictatorship of The Soviet Union of Dictators is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Great and Most Powerful Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.6 billion Dictators are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dictator's Grand Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dictatorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,156 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 438,532 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, and contestants on The Soviet Union of Dictators's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union of Dictators's national animal is the Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is praising the Great and Powerful Dictator.

The Soviet Union of Dictators is ranked 65,066th in the world and 93rd in The Black Hawks for Rudest Citizens, with 63.1 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Black Market: 115thMost Subsidized Industry: 147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 184thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317thHighest Poor Incomes: 344thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 459thHighest Average Incomes: 549thMost Corrupt Governments: 673rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 708thHighest Economic Output: 764thLargest Insurance Industry: 804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 814thLowest Crime Rates: 826thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 962ndLargest Governments: 1,080thMost Efficient Economies: 1,291stLargest Mining Sector: 1,299thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,405thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,565thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,945thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,150thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,600thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,856thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,702ndSmartest Citizens: 6,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,307thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,822ndMost Secular: 8,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,636thLargest Populations: 9,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,526thMost Stationary: 9,841stMost Influential: 9,909thMost Authoritarian: 10,494thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,057thMost Developed: 14,925thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,131stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,725th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Soviet Union of Dictators was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, contestants on The Soviet Union of Dictators's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet Union of Dictators, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'.

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