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Largest Black Market: 125thMost Subsidized Industry: 169thMost Advanced Public Transport: 180th
The Grand Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you have an opinion, shove it down your throat!
the Great and Most Powerful Dictator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Soviet Union of Dictators

Population21.667 billion

Capitalthe Dictator's Grand Palace
Leaderthe Great and Most Powerful Dictator
Faithpraising the Great and Powerful Dictator


The Grand Dictatorship of The Soviet Union of Dictators is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Great and Most Powerful Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.667 billion Dictators are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dictator's Grand Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dictatorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,790 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 451,869 Bullets, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, all footpaths have tollbooths, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union of Dictators's national animal is the Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is praising the Great and Powerful Dictator.

The Soviet Union of Dictators is ranked 73,547th in the world and 98th in The Black Hawks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,690.81 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 125thMost Subsidized Industry: 169thMost Advanced Public Transport: 180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 374thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 479thHighest Average Incomes: 577thLargest Insurance Industry: 584thMost Corrupt Governments: 609thHighest Economic Output: 665thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 715thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 772ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 824thLowest Crime Rates: 825thMost Patriotic: 995thLargest Governments: 1,093rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,324thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,406thLargest Mining Sector: 1,560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,827thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,961stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,021stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,796thSmartest Citizens: 5,264thMost Secular: 5,422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,954thMost Stationary: 8,278thLargest Populations: 8,610thMost Influential: 9,375thMost Developed: 13,926thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,188thMost Authoritarian: 20,211thMost Conservative: 20,624thHealthiest Citizens: 21,815th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the region

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