The Grand Dictatorship of The Soviet Union of Dictators is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Great and Most Powerful Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.589 billion Dictators are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dictator's Grand Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dictatorian economy, worth an astonishing 13,209 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 496,788 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dictators incessantly needle their doctors for relief, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union of Dictators's national animal is the Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is praising the Great and Powerful Dictator.

The Soviet Union of Dictators is ranked 573^rd in the world and 1^st in The Black Hawks for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 17,268.26 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.