The Çoмrade's Şovieт Яерцвliс of The Soviet Union and the Baltics is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Avgustin Nikolaivich Aleksandrov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory gun ownership, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.83 billion Soviets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Moskauvsskaya Megacity. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The Soviet economy, worth 144 trillion Intergalactic Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,109 Intergalactic Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, Supreme Soviet Communism has been named as The Soviet Union and the Baltics's national religion, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, and government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union and the Baltics's national animal is the Intergalactic Soviet Double Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Supreme Soviet Communism.

The Soviet Union and the Baltics is ranked 254,716^th in the world and 27^th in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.22 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.