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Most Armed: 6,619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,789th
The Çoмrade's Şovieт Яерцвliс of
Father Knows Best State
Рабочие всего мира, соединяйтесь! Советская власть!
Premier Avgustin Nikolaivich Aleksandrov
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Soviet Union and the Baltics

Population2.83 billion

CapitalNeo-Moskauvsskaya Megacity
LeaderPremier Avgustin Nikolaivich Aleksandrov
FaithSupreme Soviet Communism

CurrencyIntergalactic Ruble
AnimalIntergalactic Soviet Double Headed Eagle

The Çoмrade's Şovieт Яерцвliс of The Soviet Union and the Baltics is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Avgustin Nikolaivich Aleksandrov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory gun ownership, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.83 billion Soviets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Moskauvsskaya Megacity. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The Soviet economy, worth 144 trillion Intergalactic Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,109 Intergalactic Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, Supreme Soviet Communism has been named as The Soviet Union and the Baltics's national religion, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, and government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union and the Baltics's national animal is the Intergalactic Soviet Double Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Supreme Soviet Communism.

The Soviet Union and the Baltics is ranked 254,716th in the world and 27th in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.22 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Armed: 6,619thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 25,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,789th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the region

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