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Most Compassionate Citizens: 507thMost Inclusive: 520thNicest Citizens: 597th
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The Soviet state of Svalbard

Population6.11 billion

LeaderHRM Rioeste I

AnimalNo-anime penguin

The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.11 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 226,919 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, sex changes are routinely performed at The Soviet state of Svalbard's hospitals, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Soviet state of Svalbard' is a smash hit. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 8,474th in the world and 7th in Northern Utopia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,110.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 507thMost Inclusive: 520thNicest Citizens: 597thMost Advanced Public Education: 600thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 632ndMost Pacifist: 907thLeast Corrupt Governments: 919thSmartest Citizens: 934thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,010thMost Developed: 1,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,197thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,252ndBest Weather: 1,285thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,321stMost Efficient Economies: 1,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,403rdLargest Governments: 1,403rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,663rdMost Secular: 1,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,988thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,013thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,448thSafest: 2,453rdMost Cultured: 2,488thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,507thLowest Crime Rates: 2,567thMost Influential: 2,699thHighest Drug Use: 3,599thHighest Average Incomes: 4,454thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,648thRudest Citizens: 9,684thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,803rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,601stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,020thMost Stationary: 16,198thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,686thMost Income Equality: 18,056thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,703rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Grenopia, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Hurona, Kjanu, Corlenia, Saudi Isralia, and Skeld.

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