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Most Inclusive: 776th Most Compassionate Citizens: 826th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 864th
The Alpine Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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The Soviet state of Svalbard

Population4.166 billion

LeaderHRM Rioeste I

AnimalNo anime penguin

The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a massive, genial nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.166 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth 814 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 195,440 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit The Soviet state of Svalbard to mass-moon Svalbardian politicians, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 3,005th in the world and 1st in Northern Utopia for Most Influential, scoring 22,393 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Inclusive: 776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 826thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 864thMost Developed: 920thMost Advanced Public Education: 933rdNicest Citizens: 949thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,127thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,317thBest Weather: 1,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,423rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,597thMost Pacifist: 1,600thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,639thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,741stHealthiest Citizens: 1,788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,957thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,330thLargest Governments: 2,337thMost Secular: 2,425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,825thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,863rdMost Influential: 3,005thSafest: 3,870thLowest Crime Rates: 4,324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,370thMost Cultured: 4,372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,499thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,750thHighest Average Incomes: 6,036thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,313thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,544thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,841stRudest Citizens: 11,937thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,863rdMost Income Equality: 14,843rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the region

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