The Socialist Peoples Republics of The Soviet Space Commie Union is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.817 billion Space commies enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxgrad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Space commie economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,652 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet Space Commie Union's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Soviet Space Commie Union is ranked 242,243^rd in the world and 8,371^st in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -19.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.