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Most Patriotic: 6,429thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,886thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,567th
The Gяeaтer Sоviет Яерцвliс of
Father Knows Best State
Premier Matthew Novikov
WA Delegate / EMPEROR / Earth 3.0 Ambassador
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The Soviet Onions and the Baltics

Population3.16 billion

CapitalNova Onscow Megacity
LeaderPremier Matthew Novikov

CurrencyIntergalactic Ruble
AnimalIntergalactic Onion

The Gяeaтer Sоviет Яерцвliс of The Soviet Onions and the Baltics is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Matthew Novikov with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.16 billion Soviets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Onscow Megacity. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Soviet economy, worth 395 trillion Intergalactic Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,259 Intergalactic Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, the nobility are anxious about the government's new "three executions and you're out" policy, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Soviets any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Onions and the Baltics's national animal is the Intergalactic Onion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Soviet Onions and the Baltics is ranked 6,429th in the world and 1st in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Most Patriotic, with 53.82 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Patriotic: 6,429thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,886thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,567thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,203rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,269thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,451stHealthiest Citizens: 15,854thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,115thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,480thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,598thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,872ndMost Developed: 18,422ndMost Corrupt Governments: 20,634thMost Devout: 21,022ndBest Weather: 22,360thHighest Average Incomes: 23,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,874thLargest Black Market: 24,112thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,393rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,051stLowest Crime Rates: 26,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,172nd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Robotox Empire and Mellkor.