The Gяeaтer Sоviет Яерцвliс of The Soviet Onions and the Baltics is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Matthew Novikov with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.16 billion Soviets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Onscow Megacity. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Soviet economy, worth 395 trillion Intergalactic Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,259 Intergalactic Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, the nobility are anxious about the government's new "three executions and you're out" policy, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Soviets any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Onions and the Baltics's national animal is the Intergalactic Onion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Soviet Onions and the Baltics is ranked 6,429^th in the world and 1^st in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Most Patriotic, with 53.82 flags saluted per person per day.