The ----------- of The solar ottomans is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by --------------- with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 7.465 billion ------------------ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ---------------. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ------------------ economy, worth 576 trillion ----------------s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,201 ----------------s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The solar ottomans's national animal is the ------------------, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is --------.

The solar ottomans is ranked 16,370^th in the world and 491^st in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 85.94 on the Human Development Index.