The I am Groot of The Solar Ottomans is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Groot with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The devout population of 2.939 billion Ottomans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of I am Groot. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ottoman economy, worth 244 trillion I am Groots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,066 I am Groots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Solar Ottomans's national animal is the I am Groot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is I am Groot.

The Solar Ottomans is ranked 166,067^th in the world and 6,257^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 4.8 Atheism Rate.