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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,916thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,402ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,173rd
The Scottish Party of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Adam Moseley
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Socialist Union of Russia

Population2.416 billion

LeaderAdam Moseley
FaithState Atheist

CurrencyScottish Pound

The Scottish Party of The Socialist Union of Russia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Adam Moseley with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.416 billion Scots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish economy, worth 224 trillion Scottish Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,932 Scottish Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and ill and injured visitors in The Socialist Union of Russia have to walk it off until they return home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist Union of Russia's national animal is the Bagpipes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheist.

The Socialist Union of Russia is ranked 104,647th in the world and 11th in New Democratic Union for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.29 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,916thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,402ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,295thNudest: 6,355thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,424thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,953rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,500thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,799thMost Avoided: 18,737thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,100th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Pacyfik, Great Germanos, Monta-Isola, and Neo-American Commonwealths.

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