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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,474thMost Patriotic: 15,207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,766th
The Funny Romans stuck In Iberia of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Julius, where did the Roman Empire go?
Emperor Augustus IX
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The Socialist Republic of Alaska

Population3.621 billion

LeaderEmperor Augustus IX

CurrencyRoman Lira
AnimalRoman Eagle

The Funny Romans stuck In Iberia of The Socialist Republic of Alaska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus IX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.621 billion Eeeees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cordoba. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving eeeee economy, worth 312 trillion Roman Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,189 Roman Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Roman Lire to support "struggling" industries, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist Republic of Alaska's national animal is the Roman Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Socialist Republic of Alaska is ranked 232,398th in the world and 59th in Callista for Most Beautiful Environments, with 296.13 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,474thTop
Most Patriotic: 15,207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,766thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,125thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,602ndMost Secular: 25,638thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,691stHighest Poor Incomes: 26,884th

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