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Most Influential: 1,444th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,724th Largest Welfare Programs: 8,503rd
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The Socialist Nomailian Union

Population2.506 billion

LeaderNyanM and NyanN

AnimalNyan Cat

The Empire of The Socialist Nomailian Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by NyanM and NyanN with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 2.506 billion Socialist Nomailian Unionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyangrad. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Nomailian Unionian economy, worth 233 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,018 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the comic book series 'NyanM and NyanN and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist Nomailian Union's national animal is the Nyan Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hawkingism.

The Socialist Nomailian Union is ranked 104,524th in the world and 649th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extreme, scoring 15.35 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Influential: 1,444thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,724thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,503rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,892ndMost Income Equality: 9,990thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,417thLowest Crime Rates: 12,995thMost Inclusive: 13,023rdMost Pacifist: 13,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,226thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,674thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,144thMost Secular: 14,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,997thLargest Governments: 15,306thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,355thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,086thNicest Citizens: 16,946th
Most Influential: 26th in the region

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