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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,311thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,000th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
In Hawking We Trust
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Socialist Nomailian Union

Population4.919 billion

LeaderNyanM and NyanN

AnimalNyan Cat

The Empire of The Socialist Nomailian Union is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by NyanM and NyanN with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.919 billion Socialist Nomailian Unionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyangrad. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist Nomailian Unionian economy, worth 492 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,169 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist Nomailian Union's national animal is the Nyan Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hawkingism.

The Socialist Nomailian Union is ranked 14,130th in the world and 858th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.7 Years.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,311thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,000thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,583rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,165thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,267thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,559thMost Income Equality: 11,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,867thLowest Crime Rates: 12,085thMost Inclusive: 12,420thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,468thMost Influential: 13,076thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,260thLargest Governments: 13,669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,981stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,130thBest Weather: 14,700thNicest Citizens: 14,805thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,353rdSmartest Citizens: 16,400thMost Secular: 16,924thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,106thMost Cultured: 18,526thHealthiest Citizens: 18,702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,570th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 207th in the regionMost Income Equality: 253rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 385th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 433rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 457th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 479th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 635th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 638th in the regionMost Inclusive: 664th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 706th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 711th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 745th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 760th in the region

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