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Highest Drug Use: 41stLargest Gambling Industry: 100thHighest Crime Rates: 113th
The Mountain Range of
Capitalizt
Usque ad Terminos Terrae
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Snow Shield

Population20.171 billion

CapitalMount Mendev
Leadera tribal warlord

Currencystone
Animalnarwhal

The Mountain Range of The Snow Shield is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tribal warlord with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.171 billion tribals enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Mendev. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snow Shieldian economy, worth a remarkable 5,045 trillion stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 250,118 stones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,338,635 per year while the poor average 24,472, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

People hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-stone charge on their phone bill, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, and you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Snow Shield's national animal is the narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Snow Shield is ranked 77,711th in the world and 4,264th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,026.15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 41stLargest Gambling Industry: 100thHighest Crime Rates: 113thMost Armed: 150thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 159thMost Avoided: 180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 182ndFattest Citizens: 236thRudest Citizens: 262ndLargest Retail Industry: 347thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 372ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 467thMost Rebellious Youth: 472ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 648thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 845thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,005thLargest Mining Sector: 1,164thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,468thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,019thHighest Economic Output: 2,888thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,157thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,279thHighest Average Incomes: 4,448thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,573rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,671stMost Efficient Economies: 6,773rdMost Primitive: 7,251stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,579thLargest Populations: 13,722ndNudest: 13,878thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,485thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,987thLargest Black Market: 24,881stMost Pro-Market: 28,064thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,030thMost Secular: 29,368th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 145th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 187th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 265th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 266th in the regionLargest Populations: 287th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 338th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 351st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 374th in the regionMost Primitive: 377th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 404th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 461st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 464th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 632nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Snow Shield was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Snow Shield's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : The Snow Shield's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : The Snow Shield was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Snow Shield's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in The Snow Shield, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Snow Shield, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Snow Shield, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-stone charge on their phone bill.
  • : The Snow Shield was refounded in Balder.
  • : The Snow Shield ceased to exist in The Arctic.

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