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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,088th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,254th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,317th
The Esprit de Corps of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
May She Be Worthy of the Name
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Snazzylands

Population9.042 billion

CapitalMetropolistownvilleshire City
Leaderour quite Glorious and Supreme Leader

Currencydolla dolla bill
Animaljackalope

The Esprit de Corps of The Snazzylands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by our quite Glorious and Supreme Leader with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.042 billion Snazzylanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolistownvilleshire City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Snazzy economy, worth a remarkable 2,587 trillion dolla dolla bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 286,169 dolla dolla bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-dolla dolla bill treacle machine, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown. The Snazzylands's national animal is the jackalope, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Snazzylands is ranked 138,924th in the world and 14th in Haiku for Most Pro-Market, scoring -48.56 on the Rand Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,088thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,317thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,395thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,621stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,835thMost Developed: 1,863rdSmartest Citizens: 2,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,179thMost Cultured: 2,339thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,974thLargest Governments: 2,987thMost Inclusive: 3,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,346thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,800thHighest Economic Output: 4,115thMost Efficient Economies: 4,477thRudest Citizens: 4,899thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,987thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,601stLowest Crime Rates: 6,552ndMost Secular: 6,720thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,575thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9,318thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,479thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,468thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,650thNicest Citizens: 12,089thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,174thNudest: 13,348thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,535thMost Influential: 14,591st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Snazzylands's influence in Haiku rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in The Snazzylands, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : The Snazzylands's influence in Haiku fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : The Snazzylands's influence in Haiku rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : The Snazzylands's influence in Haiku fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in The Snazzylands, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Snazzylands, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : The Snazzylands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in The Snazzylands, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-dolla dolla bill treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in The Snazzylands, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.

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