The Grand Kingdom of The Skrall is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Tuma with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.165 billion Skrall are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roxtus. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The all-consuming Skrallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Scrillions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,220 Scrillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, Lord Tuma's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Skrall's national animal is the Vorox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tümorism.

The Skrall is ranked 17,450^th in the world and 6^th in Nesapo for Most Influential, scoring 1,821 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.