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Largest Gambling Industry: 461stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 939thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,731st
The Grand Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
We fight. We win. We take. We are Skrall!
Lord Tuma
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Skrall

Population10.416 billion

CapitalRoxtus
LeaderLord Tuma
FaithTümorism

CurrencyScrillion
AnimalVorox

The Grand Kingdom of The Skrall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Tuma with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.416 billion Skrall are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roxtus. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The all-consuming Skrallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion Scrillions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,623 Scrillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Tuma's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Skrall's national animal is the Vorox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tümorism.

The Skrall is ranked 4,761st in the world and 1st in Nesapo for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 91.19 Bank.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 461stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 939thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,731stFattest Citizens: 1,824thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,438thLargest Mining Sector: 2,849thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,902ndLargest Black Market: 3,062ndMost Avoided: 4,079thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,163rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,930thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,369thMost Primitive: 6,015thMost Stationary: 9,202ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,664thHighest Economic Output: 10,117thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,592ndRudest Citizens: 11,614thHighest Average Incomes: 11,873rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,703rdMost Secular: 14,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,334thMost Influential: 18,923rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,410th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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