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Largest Gambling Industry: 488thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 810thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,365th
The Grand Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
We fight. We win. We take. We are Skrall!
Lord Tuma
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Skrall

Population8.165 billion

CapitalRoxtus
LeaderLord Tuma
FaithTümorism

CurrencyScrillion
AnimalVorox

The Grand Kingdom of The Skrall is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Tuma with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.165 billion Skrall are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roxtus. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The all-consuming Skrallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Scrillions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,220 Scrillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, Lord Tuma's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Skrall's national animal is the Vorox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tümorism.

The Skrall is ranked 17,450th in the world and 6th in Nesapo for Most Influential, scoring 1,821 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 488thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 810thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,365thFattest Citizens: 1,743rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,247thLargest Mining Sector: 2,285thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,294thLargest Black Market: 2,669thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,669thMost Avoided: 3,715thMost Primitive: 3,756thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,818thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,915thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,527thLargest Retail Industry: 7,986thTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 9,977thMost Stationary: 10,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,527thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,038thHighest Average Incomes: 11,080thHighest Economic Output: 11,727thMost Secular: 12,748thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,137thMost Influential: 17,450th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Skrall's influence in Nesapo rose from "Auxiliary" to "Contender".
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Skrall lodged a message on the Nesapo Regional Message Board.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in The Skrall, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in The Skrall, Lord Tuma's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : The Skrall lodged a message on the Nesapo Regional Message Board.
  • : Capitalist overlords was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Skrall, killing 1 million zombies.

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