The Commonwealth of The Singaporean Straits is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 942 million Straitsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The powerhouse Singaporean Straitsian economy, worth 64.6 trillion Straits Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,534 Straits Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Singaporean Straits's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Singaporean Straits is ranked 34,869^th in the world and 1^st in Singapore Island for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.51 Whatever.